Tiger Woods
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Orange and Brown
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Steely Dan
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Re: Tiger Woods
Here's my spin. Enjoy!
HERE IS THE FIRST ROUND OF JOKES............
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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.
This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.â€
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.â€
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
What do Tiger and Elin have in common? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
Tiger’s confused. Every OTHER time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.
Usually Tiger makes it onto the fairway, but he’s in trouble on this round because he put one into the bush.
Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a bitching wedge.
Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
HERE IS THE FIRST ROUND OF JOKES............
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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.
This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.â€
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.â€
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
What do Tiger and Elin have in common? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
Tiger’s confused. Every OTHER time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.
Usually Tiger makes it onto the fairway, but he’s in trouble on this round because he put one into the bush.
Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a bitching wedge.
Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
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Steely Dan
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Re: Tiger Woods
Mistress #10 has surfaced, meaning that Tiger has made the turn and is now working on the back nine. Will be interesting to see what shows up at the 19th hole... 
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LICKING COUNTY FAN
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Re: Tiger Woods
Great golfer, horrible person that some other girl will marry and act shock that he treats her like the first wife.
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3morethan2
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Re: Tiger Woods
WOW is right.....but its funny how these PGA stars that don't even has less wins than what tiger has majors put their input in on what they think
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F-4 Phantom
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Re: Tiger Woods
WHO CARES! Most of you whiners would do the same thing if you were worth a billion dollars. Get off your stupid pedestal! If you had a Hugh Hefner bimbo hugging on you today, you would have her in the fart sack so quick it would make your head turn. Get over it!
Re: Tiger Woods
F-4 Phantom wrote:WHO CARES! Most of you whiners would do the same thing if you were worth a billion dollars. Get off your stupid pedestal! If you had a Hugh Hefner bimbo hugging on you today, you would have her in the fart sack so quick it would make your head turn. Get over it!