The Trailer Park

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:59 am

Well, it's like this Turke, take Chief Run-The-Show, chief of The Trailer Park and head of the Trailer Park Council...he's so old that his prostate is swollen up to the point now that he's just a sprinkler he doesn't tinkle anymore, he just sprinkles..

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:14 am

Chief Run-The-Show and the Trailer Park Guardian Angel sure look an awful lot alike. I sence an inside job going on here. Who elects these people anyway? Diebold??? :shock:

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:23 am

and Zap, so does beautiful baby little Horace Henry (most beautiful baby of 2006 and declared to be a city wide treasure by the city council and mayor). Here's a recent shot of beautiful little Horace Henry

have you noticed the disproportionate head on little Horace Henry? Trailer Park Chevy mechanic Bobby Joe Henry, who works at out of his back yard there, is going to bring around a set of calibers this week and measure his head to see if it is or not

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:07 pm

The trailer park residents wear very expensive clothes.

How do they afford it?

:lol:

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:04 pm

The Instructor wrote:The trailer park residents wear very expensive clothes.

How do they afford it?

I noticed that myself Instructor! I think I'm living in the wrong trailer park in the wrong part of the state!

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:42 pm

we traded in the other trailer we had it was a little drafty but now this is our dream trailer

and our new ADT alarm system

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:29 pm

I am getting jealous!

I want a trailer and a boat like those!!

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:31 am

How about if you really want to punish him, YOU cook his dinner! I bet that will get his attention...and most of his stomach lining too! :lol:

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:37 am

When he comes in tomorrow say..'Honey, I was wanting to go to the 'Trailer Store this evening but instead I wanted to stay home and cook you a nice homecooked meal' all the time you're over a bowl stirring something..he will say, 'no, don't do that..let's go out to eat and the trailer store' and you'll get a night out and get to go look at new trailers..

biggdowgg · Post by **biggdowgg** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:37 am

I seen Larry looking this one over, said something about neding another bedroom? :lol:

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:00 am

Educator, if you get that trailer, I will really be jealous!

I have always wanted a log cabin!!

A log cabin on wheels would be even better!!!

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:17 pm

but the woodpeckers would have a hayday on that baby! oops thats just me being green with envy for you getting something that nice :lol:

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:27 pm

Woodpeckers will not be a problem there. Shortly after the new trailer arrives it will be marked throughly by all the 'free range' dogs that roam The Trailer Park. No self-respecting woodpecker would work on that dog urine soaked wood.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:51 pm

The Educator wrote:YES!!!! Thank you biggdowgg. That is the one I want. Can't wait to show it to Larry!! We could have lots of SEOPS sleepovers in that baby!!!! Does the vehicle behind it come with it so we can take it with us on vacation?

When is the SEOPS sleepover?