Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:44 am

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:59 am

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Art historian Bernard Berenson,quoted in the Charlotte, N.C. Observer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:01 am

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:13 pm

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:01 pm

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde,quoted in the Edinburgh Scotsman

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:57 am

Save the whales. Collect the whole set

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:58 pm

The healthy man does not torture others--geherally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.

Carl Jung, quoted in the London Guardian

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:00 am

Remember half the people you know are below average.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:28 am

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:03 am

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:28 am

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Oscar Wilde,quoted in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:10 am

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:22 pm

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

Novelist Mickey Friedman,quoted in The Montreal Gazette

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:15 am

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:06 am

It is the characteristic of the most stringent censorships that they give credibility to the opinions they attack.

Voltaire,quoted in the Associated Press

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:40 am

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.

Herman Meelville,quoted in the Des Moines Register

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:23 am

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

Philanthopist Barbara Tober, quoted in the Augusta, Ga., Chronicle

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:30 am

Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:36 am

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Benjamin Franklin, quoted in the Toronto Star