Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:49 pm

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde, quoted in the London Daily Mail

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:34 am

The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Willie Nelson,quoted in N.Y.Times

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:17 am

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:57 am

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Comedian Steve Wright,quoted in the Toronto National Post

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:45 am

When you work here, you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:50 pm

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball

Aphorist Doug Larson,quoted in the Montreal Gazette

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:20 am

That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.

Paul Valery, quoted in The Book Reporter

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:50 pm

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:36 pm

Age and youth have the same appetites but not the same teeth.

Writer Magdalena Samozwaniec, quoted in the Toronto National Post

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:07 am

It's funny the way most people love the dead.Once you're dead,you're made for life.

Jimi Hendrix,quoted in Men's health

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:04 pm

No dog snarls quite like an underdog that finds itself on top.

Author Terence Blacker, quoted in the London Independent

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:21 pm

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:00 am

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:11 pm

Bad habits are like comfortable beds.... easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:49 am

He who makes a paradise of his bread makes a hell of his hunger.

Antonio Porchia,quoted in The New York Observer

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:49 pm

In a day of illusions
And other confusions,
Upon their delusions
They base their conclusions.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:43 am

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:15 am

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTHCONTROL

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:47 am

money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:27 am

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other poeple interested in you.

Dale Carnegie,quoted in the Memphis Commercial Appeal