Wit & Wisdom

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:11 am

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:45 am

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:56 am

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:33 pm

Nothing is guaranteed to end a friendship faster than lending money.

Nancy Reagan,quoted in Real Simple

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:08 am

"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."

--Woodrow Wilson
U.S. President

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:23 pm

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

Robert Frost,quoted in the Lowell.Mass.,Sun

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:42 am

"It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:42 am

A mind enclosed in language is in prison.

Simone Weil,quoted in the London Independent

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:37 pm

Bored people,unless they sleep a lot,are cruel.

Author Renata Alder,quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:39 am

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:14 am

Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.

David Sarnoff,American broadcasting pioneer,quoted in the Columbus,Ohio,Dispatch

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:46 pm

One of the sources of pride in being a human being is the ability to bear present frustrations in the interests of longer purposes.

Sociologist Helen Merrell

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:16 am

"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:25 am

Jethro wrote:"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."

That is what my dad always told me Jethro.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:40 am

The true art of memory is the art of attention.

Samual Johnson,quoted in the Houston Chronicle

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:07 am

"The truth is more important than the facts."

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:24 am

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees,then names the streets after them.

Writer Bill Vaughan,quoted in the Montreal Gazette

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:46 am

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:23 am

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.....

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:20 am

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

Thomas Hobbes quoted in the London Independent

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