Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:50 am

Miracles are propitious accidents,the natural causes of which are too complicated to be readily understood.

George Santayana,quoted in the Associated Press

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:39 am

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.....

TerryGirl · Post by **TerryGirl** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:10 am

TigerTownTurkey wrote:The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin.'

The biggest troublemaker I ever have to deal with watches you shave YOUR face in mirror every mornin'.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:23 pm

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:33 am

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion....

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:13 am

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Actor Paul Fix,quoted in the Lansing,Mich.,State Journal

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:47 am

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:52 am

God must love stupid people; He made so many......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:03 am

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds......

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:06 pm

The formula for achieving a successful relationship:You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

Quentin Crisp,quoted in Forbes

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:59 pm

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,and the pessimist fears this is true.

Author James Branch Cadell,quoted in the Duluth,Minn.,News-Tribune

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:50 pm

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men .......

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BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:28 am

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal......

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:09 am

To be pround and inaccessible is to be timid and weak.

French clergyman Lean Baptiste Massillon,quoted in the Fort Wayne,Ind.journal-Gazette.

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:18 am

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:45 am

Men are like Blenders? You need One, but you're not quite sure why....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:58 am

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.....

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:07 am

"Treasure your relationships, not your possessions."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:56 am

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.....

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:56 am

Popularity? It's glory's small change.

Victor Hugo,quoted in the Naples,Florida,Sun Times

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