Wit & Wisdom

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:33 pm

"A word to the wise ainâ€™t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
- Bill Cosby (1937-)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:34 pm

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:34 pm

"I donâ€™t know anything about music. In my line you donâ€™t have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:34 pm

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:35 pm

"Hunger is the best sauce."
- Proverb

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:35 pm

"Better to light a candle than curse the darkness."
- Chinese Proverb

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:36 pm

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
- Proverb

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:37 pm

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
- General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:38 pm

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing."
- Georges Danton (1759-1794), to his executioner

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:38 pm

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), when informed that his wife was dying

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:39 pm

"Copy from one, itâ€™s plagiarism; copy from two, itâ€™s research."
- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:40 pm

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
- Derek Bok (1930-), Harvard University President

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:41 pm

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:45 pm

"We donâ€™t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:49 pm

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-Groucho Marx

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:50 pm

Women should be obscene and not heard.
-Groucho Marx

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:52 pm

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-Groucho Marx

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:52 pm

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:54 pm

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
-Groucho Marx

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:55 pm

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-Groucho Marx