Wit & Wisdom

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:17 pm

Love is blind...Marriage is the eye opener.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:28 am

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine...

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:33 am

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.....

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:21 am

Routine is the stuff of sanity

Flannery O'Connor,quoted in The Boston Globe

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:31 am

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.....

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:37 am

John Wesley said there are "twin fools' all over the world: one person believing nothing...the other believing everything.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:38 pm

It isn't neccessary to be rich and famous to be happy.It's only neccessary to be rich.

Alan Alda,quoted in the Kansas City Star

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:51 am

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:25 am

Tact is the art of building a fire under people without making their blood boil.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:16 pm

Judge: "The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?"

Defendant: "No sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens."

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:37 pm

There's no traffic jam on the second mile.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:07 pm

Wealth is like seawater;the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and same is true of fame.

Artyur Schopenhauer,quoted in the London Independent

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:27 am

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that

caused the trouble in the garden....

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:20 am

Children of couch potatoes can be affectionately called "tater tots."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:45 pm

Life is a punishment.All we can contribute to it is gracefulness in taking the punishment.

Robert Frost,quoted in The Weekly Standard

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:08 pm

Any man should be happy who is allowed the patience of his wife,the tolerance of his children,and the affection of waiters.

Author Michael Arlen,quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:44 pm

Those who are given to white lies soon become color blind.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:54 am

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:54 am

In a dream you are never 80

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:25 am

That the end of life should be death may sound sad; yet what other end can anything have?

Philosopher George Santavana,quoted in The Buffalo News