Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:53 am

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:25 am

TTT ~ How true!

The love of God toward you is like the Amazon River flowing down to water a single daisy.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:15 pm

If you want to know what God thinks of money,just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker,quoted in The New York Observer.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:02 pm

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -

Time
Words
Opportunity

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:10 pm

A golfer never feels better than when he is under par.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:49 am

Three things in life that may never be lost -

Peace
Hope
Honesty

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:00 pm

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE

Burma Shave

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:04 am

Three things in life that are never certain -

Dreams
Success
Fortune

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:06 am

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw,quoted in the Toronto Star

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:01 am

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Blaise Pascal,quoted in the London Daily Telegraph

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:59 am

Three things in life that are most valuable -

Love
Self-confidence
Friends

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:40 am

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:59 am

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Mark Twain,quoted in the Columbus,Ohio Dispatch

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:54 am

The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first......

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:11 am

When love is not madness,it is not love.

Spanish framatist Pedro Calderon de la Barca,quoted in the Monterey County, Calif.,Herald

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:28 am

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting. ;-)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:39 am

Stupid People

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside
down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:58 am

All life is an experiment.The more experiments you make the better.

Ralph Waldo Emerson,quoted in the Toronto Globe and Mail.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:22 am

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:12 am

Good judgment comes from experience,and experience..well,that comes from poor judgment.

Author A.A. Milne,quoted in the San Diego Union-Tribune