Really dumb things said

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This is an impressive crowd ---the halve and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base.

George W. Bush joking at the annual Al Smith memorial Foundation Dinner---2000

[BubbleGumTiger]

A day without sunshine is like night.

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A variation

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[noreply66]

I don't want to tell you any half-truth unless they're completely accurate.

[noreply66]

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-Bomb blast.

President Ronald Reagan

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[noreply66]

The most-used phrase in my administration if I were to be president would be " What the heck you mean we're out of missiles.

[noreply66]

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Christine O'Donnell discussing cloning with Fox news host Bill O'Reilly in 2007

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[noreply66]

They intented to vote on the Sabbath, during Lent, to take away the liberty that we have right from God. This is an affront to God.

Rep Steve King [R-IA] on Congress voting on the health care bill

[noreply66]

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken.

Chay Blyth, yachtsman

[noreply66]

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

President George W. Bush in 2004

[noreply66]

"Rick", I think you and I could French kiss right now.---Glenn Beck expressing support for Texas Gov. Rick Perry's2010 election bid.

[noreply66]

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval office.

President George W. Bush--2008

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PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.-----Mitt Romney responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once put the family dog in a carrier and strapped to the roof of his car during a 12 hour road trip.

[noreply66]

Do you have blacks too?--------------President George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso---Nov.2001

[noreply66]

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.----------Vice President Dan Quayle in 1988