Really dumb things said

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That's George Washington, the first president of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three---three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?

George W. Bush, while showing a German newspaper reporter the Oval office---2006

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I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that.---------George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair--2007

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I went to a movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anyone.


Glenn Beck

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Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

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For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folk, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

George W. Bush May 2001

I guess it should have been 4 out of 4

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Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere.------George W. Bush joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq.

Probably under his couch in Texas

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It means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up.

George W. Bush, asked by David Letterman on The Late Show in 2000 to explain what it means when he says he's 'a uniter, not a divider."

The reference to Letterman's heart surgery drew boos from the audience.


Cracker box education for sure

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Its are catch he would have made 99 times out of a 1000-------Henry Blofeld

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How are you, Mr. Mayor? I'm glad to meet you. How are things in your city?

President Ronald Reagan, greeting [and failing to recognize] the only African American member of his cabinet, HUD Secretary Samuel Pierce, at a 1981 meeting of big-city mayors.

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In the rear, the small, diminutive figure of Shoaif Mohammed, who can't be much taller or shorter than he is.

Henry Blofeld, a cricket commentator

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His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.----Richie Benaud

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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

George W. Bush 2001

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