Name the Divisions
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Name the Divisions
With some dead time between now and the bowls, and in the spirit of the stupidity of Jim Delaney, how about we have some good natured fun and come up with division names for the other conferences.
No whining and crying because somebody said something bad about your conference either!!!
PAC 10
Surfers and Hippies
Big 12
Cowboys and Indians
Big East
Who cares and Boring
ACC
Mediocre and Over rated
SEC
Dirty and Money
Defendants and Suspects
Buyers and Sellers
Pickers and Grinners
Rednecks and bootleggers
No whining and crying because somebody said something bad about your conference either!!!
PAC 10
Surfers and Hippies
Big 12
Cowboys and Indians
Big East
Who cares and Boring
ACC
Mediocre and Over rated
SEC
Dirty and Money
Defendants and Suspects
Buyers and Sellers
Pickers and Grinners
Rednecks and bootleggers
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PAC 10
Tree Huggers and Flower Power
Big 12
Cowboys and Indians (I like)....vote to pass
Big East
Wanna Be and Who Cares
ACC
Weak and Feeble
SEC
Extortion and Bribe
Defendants and Suspects ....keep
Buyers and Sellers.....keep
Outlaws and Violators
Conceal and Cover
Tree Huggers and Flower Power
Big 12
Cowboys and Indians (I like)....vote to pass
Big East
Wanna Be and Who Cares
ACC
Weak and Feeble
SEC
Extortion and Bribe
Defendants and Suspects ....keep
Buyers and Sellers.....keep
Outlaws and Violators
Conceal and Cover
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PAC 10
Robin and Penguin (cause no matter how hard they try they will always be second string to Batman and Joker)
Big 12
Texas and Texas @ss Kissers
Big East
MAC Plus and CUSA Plus
ACC
Disappointing and Confusing (Confusing because no one knows who is in what division)
SEC
Poor Academics and Never Will Make As Much Money as the Big Ten
Robin and Penguin (cause no matter how hard they try they will always be second string to Batman and Joker)
Big 12
Texas and Texas @ss Kissers
Big East
MAC Plus and CUSA Plus
ACC
Disappointing and Confusing (Confusing because no one knows who is in what division)
SEC
Poor Academics and Never Will Make As Much Money as the Big Ten
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Some of these are pretty good. Will have to give some thought and maybe get involved in this conference naming also.
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PAC 10
DUDES AND BROS
BIG 12 OR 8
TEXAS'S LEAGUE AND TEXAS'S $ITCHES
BIG EAST
BASKETBALL AND NO 1 HOME
ACC
NOT HAPPENING AND SLEEPY HOLLOW
SEC
CASH MONEY AND CONVICTS,
GOOD OLE BOYS AND SOUTHERN FRIED,
CONVICTS AND EX-CONVICTS
BIG TEN
POWER AND GLORY
MICHIGAN AND OHIO STATE
DUDES AND BROS
BIG 12 OR 8
TEXAS'S LEAGUE AND TEXAS'S $ITCHES
BIG EAST
BASKETBALL AND NO 1 HOME
ACC
NOT HAPPENING AND SLEEPY HOLLOW
SEC
CASH MONEY AND CONVICTS,
GOOD OLE BOYS AND SOUTHERN FRIED,
CONVICTS AND EX-CONVICTS
BIG TEN
POWER AND GLORY
MICHIGAN AND OHIO STATE
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Big Ten
Bo and Woody
SEC
Misdemeanors and Felonies
ACC
Exposed and Helpless
PAC 10
Mansions and Shacks
Big East
Basketball and Soccer
Big 12
Cash Cows and Robust Raiders
Bo and Woody
SEC
Misdemeanors and Felonies
ACC
Exposed and Helpless
PAC 10
Mansions and Shacks
Big East
Basketball and Soccer
Big 12
Cash Cows and Robust Raiders
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Big East........
Basketball and Waiting Anxiously for an Invite from the Big Ten
Basketball and Waiting Anxiously for an Invite from the Big Ten
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NYBuckeye96 wrote:Big East........
Basketball and Waiting Anxiously for an Invite from the Big Ten
GOOD ONE 96


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WITH MOVIE TITLES
PAC 10
GREEN ZONE & Surfs Up
BIG EAST
Critical Care & Flatliners
ACC
12 Monkeys & Eyes Wide Shut
SEC
SIN CITY & Collateral
Crimes & Misdemeanors
BIG 12
Blazing Saddles & For a Few Dollars More
Outlaws & Stagecoach
PAC 10
GREEN ZONE & Surfs Up
BIG EAST
Critical Care & Flatliners
ACC
12 Monkeys & Eyes Wide Shut
SEC
SIN CITY & Collateral
Crimes & Misdemeanors
BIG 12
Blazing Saddles & For a Few Dollars More
Outlaws & Stagecoach
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Little Ten :
Slow and Slower
Off Tackle left and Off tackle Right.
Past Champs and Ancient Champs
Slow and Slower
Off Tackle left and Off tackle Right.
Past Champs and Ancient Champs
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I like these "Past Champs and Ancient Champs" and I respect the fact that you acknowledge the accomplishments of the Big Ten by adding the word Champs, that is actually pretty classy and shows that you have respect for a school that has won a National Championship. I guess some schools could have "Never Been Champs or Will Never Be Champs"! Good one MDManitouDan wrote:Little Ten :
Slow and Slower
Off Tackle left and Off tackle Right.
Past Champs and Ancient Champs
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I got an even better idea , call the winner of the league championship "Never again Champs" thanks Hoggy
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That is a good one as well MD.....Michigan will not like it though.ManitouDan wrote:I got an even better idea , call the winner of the league championship "Never again Champs" thanks Hoggy
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That one is actually funny......good one Tubby.Tubby wrote:Big 10:
MAC victors & Div 1AA losers
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Big 12:
Texas & Everybody Else
Big East:
Geography & Basketball (South Florida, soon TCU; I like the basketball one)
ACC:
Expectations & Sleepers
SEC:
The Hated & The Haters (Florida, LSU, Bama in Hated; UK, Tenn, Vandy in Haters)
Big Ten:
Woody & Joe Pa
Pac-10:
California & Neighbors
Texas & Everybody Else
Big East:
Geography & Basketball (South Florida, soon TCU; I like the basketball one)
ACC:
Expectations & Sleepers
SEC:
The Hated & The Haters (Florida, LSU, Bama in Hated; UK, Tenn, Vandy in Haters)
Big Ten:
Woody & Joe Pa
Pac-10:
California & Neighbors
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I say name each division after the team that wins it each year. I know alot of people wouldnt want to change it every year, but it would give the winner of each division bragging rights for a year. I think it would make it alot of fun. Just use the last part like if Ohio State won there division it would be the Buckeye division for the next sesaon.