Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:12 am

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence......

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:54 pm

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests

John Stuart Mill,quoted in the Columbus,Ohio Dispatch

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:31 pm

Tact is,after all,a kind of mind reading.

Author Sarah Orne Jewett,quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:32 pm

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to
use mine.......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:37 pm

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

itownpaw · Post by **itownpaw** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:11 pm

Why is it that teachers can't mention God in schools, but yet in some schools it is ok for the teacher to mention that they are lesbians or gay and promote that life style? Doesn't make since to me.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:57 am

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back....

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:33 am

Man's loneliness is but his fear of life.

Eugene O'Neill,quoted in the London Independent

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:57 pm

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close to success they were before they gave up.

Thomas Edison,quoted in the Shelbyville,Tenn.,Times Gazette

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:48 am

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me, and I didn't have the heart to let him down.

Abraham Lincoln,quoted in The Washington Post

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:08 am

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.....

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:15 pm

If the only tool you have is a hammer,every problem look like a nail.

Psychologist Abraham Madlow,quoted in the Philalephia City paper

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:58 pm

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:31 am

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes.

Antisthenes

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:49 pm

One never notices what has been done;one can only see what remains to be done.

Marie Curie,quoted in the Reading,Mass.,Advocate

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:04 am

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?