Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:19 pm

most people would succeed in small things,if they were not troubled with great ambitions.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow,quoted in United Press International.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:19 pm

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:37 pm

Anger is never without reason,but seldom with a good one.

Benjamin Franklin,quoted in The Atlanta Journal Constitution

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:13 pm

To imagine is everything,to know is nothing at all.

Novelist Anatole France,quoted in the Bridgeport,Conn.,Post

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:32 am

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet.Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened,vision cleared,ambition inspired,and success achieved.

Helen Keller,quoted in the St. Paul,Minn., Pioneer Press

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:51 am

Women love men who are quiet while they are talking, they think we are listening....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:21 pm

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.......

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:27 am

Knowledge is the beginning of the discovery of something we don't understand.

Andre Gide, quoted in the Fitchburg,Mass., Sentinel & Enterprise

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:37 am

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:06 am

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,

AND FOR THE SAME REASON" .......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:30 am

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:17 pm

diaper one is a real good one :lol:

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:19 pm

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

William James,quoted in the Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:10 pm

You've reached middle age when all you excerise is caution.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:49 pm

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Hollywood producer Joseph E. Levine,quoted in the London Daily Express

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:17 pm

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:49 pm

"A man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. A man who gives in when he is right is married."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:40 am

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts, Do You Want Fries With That...... :?:

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:04 pm

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:38 am

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it in.