Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:53 am

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

Albert Einstein,quoted in The San Diego Union-Tribune

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:55 am

The best defense against logic is ignorance......

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:02 am

There are two insults which no human will endure: the assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor,and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.

Sinclair Lewis,quoted in the Associated Press

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:19 am

To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.

Benjamin Disraeli,quoted in the Orlando Sentinel

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:45 am

Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.

Blaise Pascal,quoted in the Charleston,S.C. Post and Courier

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:16 am

Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attentiion to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Old age is 15 years older than I am.

Oliver Wendell Holmes,quoted in the Columbia,S.C.,State.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:53 pm

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rodney Dangerfield

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:02 pm

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:58 am

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:28 pm

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:21 pm

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." (does he know where he almost grew up??)

--Dan Quayle

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:42 am

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

- Thomas Jefferson
US President (1801-1809)

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:01 am

TigerTownTurkey wrote:I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." (does he know where he almost grew up??)

--Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle lived around Rosemount Hill for awhile while growing up.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:48 pm

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:15 am

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:13 pm

A friend is a gift you give yourself.

Robert Louis Stevenson,quoted in the Austin American-Statesman

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:56 am

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.......

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:38 am

"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating."

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:57 am

"I came here to tell you the truth: the good, the bad, and the ugly,"

--Oliver L. North, former staf member og National Security

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