Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:33 am

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.....

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:05 am

If you don't ask anything,you risk even more.

Erica Jong,quoted in the Louisville Courier-Journal

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:03 am

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friend."

Martin Luther King

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:21 pm

To be stupid,selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness,though if stupidity is lacking,all is lost.

Gustave Flaubert,qioted in The Denver Post

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:38 pm

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car...

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:15 am

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it........

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:03 pm

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting......

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:10 pm

No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.

Samual Johnson;quoted in Domino

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:13 pm

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:42 am

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.....

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:10 am

the litter box was funny and so true

If the world should blow itself up,the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

Actor Peter Ustinov,quoted in The Motley Fool

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:09 pm

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:40 am

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.....

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:52 am

No written law has ever been more binding than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.

Feminist Carrie Chapman Catt,quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:17 am

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.

Henry James,quoted in the Associated Press

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:32 am

A beautiful soul has no other merit than its own existence.

German poet Friedrich von Schiller,quoted in the Fort Lauderdale,Florida.,Sun-Sentinel

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:52 am

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:29 pm

Truth is the cry of all, but the game of few.

Irish philosopher George Berkeley,quoted in the Financial Times

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:43 am

"Truth comes out of error more easily than out of confusion."

Jethro · Post by **Jethro** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:32 am

"A friend to all is a friend to none."

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