Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:59 am

Men should pledge themselves to nothing; for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.

Sophocles,quoted in the Charlotte,N.C. Observer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:43 am

Always keep your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.....

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:15 pm

Socrates was a Greek philosopher who went around giving people good advice.. They poisoned him!

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:02 am

True audacity is the trick of knowing how far you can go in going too far.

Jean Cocteau,quoted in the London Guardian

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:19 pm

Tact is making a point without making an enemy.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:14 am

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be....

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:50 am

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky,quoted in The Washington Post.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:40 pm

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. ......

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:12 pm

Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous..You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:10 am

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. ......

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:47 pm

Never throw dirt.. You only lose ground.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:04 am

A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant......

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:56 am

Living without faith is like driving in a fog.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:25 am

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. .......

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:13 pm

Great stuff, TTT. :roll:

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held it's ground.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:38 pm

Never attend a wedding during an Ohio State football game unless you
carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony.....

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:46 pm

We would worry less about what people think of us, if we knew how seldom they did.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:05 am

If you want to succeed,double your failure rate.

IBM founder Thomas Watson,quoted in the London Independent

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:15 am

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. ...

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:56 am

When you're up against a wall, find a ladder.