Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:25 am

A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.....

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:06 am

A man who gives in when he is wrong is wise.. A man who gives in when he is right is married.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:32 am

Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy...

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:43 pm

An egotist is an "I" specialist.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:03 am

Foregiveness is the key to action and freedom

Philosopher Hannab Arendt,quoted in The Buffalo News

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:05 am

Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence....

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:14 pm

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless,and knowledge without interity is dangerous and dreadful.

Samuel Johnson'quoted in the Charlotte,N.C.,Observer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:52 am

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water......

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:09 am

thats funny when you really think about it----^^^^^^

When you ain't got no money,you gotta get an attitude.

Richad Pryor,quoted in the St. Petersburg,Fla., Times

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:42 am

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:35 pm

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:34 pm

Believe those who are seeking the truth;dought those who find it.

French author Andre Gide,quoted in the Pittsburg Post-Gazette

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:36 pm

VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.....

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:41 pm

TigerTownTurkey wrote:VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.....

I've never even seen a VCR commercial :lol:

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm

Laugh every day. It's like inner jogging.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:15 am

whodeyAtown21 wrote:
TigerTownTurkey wrote:VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.....

I've never even seen a VCR commercial

I havent either but I think it is talking about a 2 year old stuffing his samich in a vcr.... :lol:

On topic:

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.......

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:41 am

A cat lives for about 15 minutes after you run it over...

maybe it's not always true, but it was this mornin

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:12 am

Writing is like getting married.One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

Iris Murdock,quoted in The Washington Post

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:46 am

A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:12 pm

The harder you try, the dumber you look.......