Wit & Wisdom

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:07 pm

Death is the golden chariot that ushers us into the presence of God.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:52 am

Happiness keeps You Sweet....

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:13 am

In theory,theory and practice are the same.In practice,they are not.

Albert Einstein,quoted in The Washington Post

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:23 pm

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:39 pm

Public speaking is like drilling for oil. if you don't strike it in three minutes, stop boring.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:08 am

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:55 am

Remember, once you get over the hill you'll begin to pick up speed.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:21 am

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:02 pm

Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:43 pm

Never be too open minded.. Your brains may fall out.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:51 am

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth it.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:53 am

If everyone's thinking the same thing,then nobody's thinking.

George Patton,quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:35 am

A balanced diet is a Big Mac in each hand.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:25 pm

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Alfred Hitchcock'quoted in Interview magizine

hoodie · Post by **hoodie** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:19 am

if we was meant to fly then god would have givin us wings

i dont no who started this quote but my grandfather told me that all the time :lol:

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:24 am

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:20 am

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:15 pm

Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get.

Kevin Costner,quoted in the London Mirror

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:52 am

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:35 pm

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.

Winston Churchill,quoted in the Indianapolis Star