Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:31 pm

"Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases."

Stephen Hawking

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:20 pm

God gives us the ingredients for our daily bread, but he expects us to do the baking.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:52 am

I smile because I am your friend!
I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:17 am

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Oscar Wilde,quoted in The Boston Globe

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:05 am

He who merits praise he never receives is better off than he who receives praise he never merits.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:06 am

"A well made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature."

M. F. K. Fisher

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:25 am

Socrates was a Greek philospher who went around giving people good advice. They poisoned him!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:04 am

"Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses."

Ambrose Bierce

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:22 am

Love is an irresistibly desire to be irrusistibly desired.

Robert Frost,quoted in the Aberdeen,S.D. American News

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:53 pm

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks."

Joe E. Lewis

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:06 pm

Tolerance is the virtue of people who don't believe in anything anymore.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:12 am

All charming people have something to conceal.

Cyril Connolly,quoted in the Kitchener-Waterloo,Ontario,Record

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:35 am

Love is a feeling you feel when you have a feeling you've never felt before.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:27 am

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Ambrose Bierce,quoted in The Calgary Sun

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:43 am

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."

Douglas Adams

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:28 am

A coach is a man who is smart enough to get his team keyed up and dumb enough to think it makes a difference.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:13 pm

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:40 am

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:56 am

Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything:Routine.

Honore de Balzac,quoted in the Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia,News Straits Times

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:33 am

Watch your thoughts: They become words.
Watch your words: They become actions.
Watch your actions: They become habits.
Watch your habits: They become character.
Watch your character: It becomes your destiny.