Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:45 am

The free thinking of one age is the common sense of the next.

Mathew Arnold,quoted in United press International

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:07 am

True eloquence consists of all that should be said, and that only.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:44 am

The Only way to have really safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

Comedian Wendy Liebman,quote in the Denver Post

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:48 am

Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:44 pm

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:46 am

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:11 pm

When you blame others, you give up your power to change.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:45 am

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.

Elbert hubbard,quoted in the Lowell,Mass., Sun

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:21 am

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:03 pm

The trouble with experience is that it usually teaches you something you really didn't want to know.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:25 pm

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:12 am

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:52 am

It is impossible to please the entire world,and one's father.

Jean de la Fontaine,quoted in the London Mail on Sunday

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:33 pm

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:16 am

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:26 am

You can't keep blaming yourself.Just blame yourself once,then move on.

Homer Simpson,quoted in the London daily Mail.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:10 pm

Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundations of a city.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:11 am

Only the shadow know themseves.

Oscar Wilde,quoted in the London Inquirer

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:18 am

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:44 am

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.