Wit & Wisdom

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:38 pm

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:43 am

Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle,but a tenderness in one's sprit.

Author McCallister Dodds, quoted in the Lowell.Mass.,Sun

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:12 pm

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:53 am

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:55 pm

^^^^^^ now thats funny :lol:

Nothing is more obstinate than a fashionable consensus.

Margaret Thatcher,quoted in The Washington Times

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:01 am

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Carlin,quoted in the Johannesburg Business Day

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:50 pm

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:58 am

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:31 am

By dint of railing at idiots,one runs the risk of becoming idiotic oneself.

Gustave Flaubert,quoted in the London Guardian

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:23 am

In time like these,it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

Radio commentator Paul Harvey,quoted in the Salina,Kan., Journal

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:21 am

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:53 am

You are not superior just because you see the world in an oboius light.

French writer Vicomte de Chateaubriand,quoted in The Palm beach,Florida Times

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:37 pm

Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of
one's hairdo.

(The Don King Principle)

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:03 am

If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you,you haven't done much today.

Mikhail Gorbachev,quoted in the Queesland,Australia Courier Mail

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:09 pm

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:21 am

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:10 am

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:04 pm

Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.

Norman Mailer,quoted in the Plymouth,U.K. Western Morning News

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:29 am

Save the whales. Collect the whole set

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:58 pm

there is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

George Santayana, quoted in the Alexandria, La., Daily Town Talk