Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:54 am

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:45 am

Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast,and only catastrophe is clearly visible.

Edward Teller,quoted in Forbes

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:12 pm

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words,that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Alexander Pope;quoted in the London Independent

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:53 pm

Slander cannot make a good man bad.. When the water recedes, the stone is still there.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:58 am

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:57 am

Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone displays his image.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:59 am

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:56 pm

He who tries to defend everything ends up defending nothing.

King Frederick the Great of Prussia,United Press International

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:27 pm

All is perspective.. To a worm, digging in the ground is more relaxing than going fishing.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:16 pm

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.

Comedian Max Kauffmann,quoted in the London Times

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:54 am

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:57 pm

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde,quoted in The Miami Herald

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:56 am

In the end,we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King, quoted in the Memphis Commercial Appeal

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:19 am

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:30 pm

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Chef Gloria Pitzer,quoted in the Lowell,Mass., Sun

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:46 am

No man is fit to govern who hesitates about disobliging the few who have access to him for the sake of the many he will never see.

British politician Thomas Babington Macaulay,quoted in the London Independent

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:12 pm

Nothing which is morally wrong can ever be politically right.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:35 am

Cashtration (n.):

The act of buying a house, which renders thesubject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:18 am

Nothing is more fatal to health than an overcare of it.

Benjamin Franklin, quotred in Men's Health

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:12 am

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.