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Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:28 pm

there was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age--I missed it coming and going.

1987chieftains · Post by **1987chieftains** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:03 pm

Excuse me while whip this out - blazing saddles

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 16, 2008 8:38 am

When you start to look like your passport picture, you know you need a vacation

Post by **noreply66** » Sun May 18, 2008 8:38 am

Anybody can give advice the trouble comes in finding someone interested in using it.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:57 pm

Bring your appettites to the annual all- church rot dog roast. Utensils and charcoal provided.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:57 pm

Bring your appettites to the annual all- church rot dog roast. Utensils and charcoal provided.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:56 am

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.

TrojanXplosion · Post by **TrojanXplosion** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:13 pm

A fool and his gold are soon parted.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:25 pm

Creditors have better memories than lenders

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:22 am

One good thing about kids-they seldom go around showing pictures of their grandparents.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:57 pm

I have 2 wonderful children. Two out of 5 isn't bad

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 24, 2008 3:08 pm

The problem with 2nd opinions is that's exactly how long most people think before offering them.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:21 am

I have a pocket comb-but then, who wants to comb pockets?

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:02 am

Everyone wanted him to run for Congress. They figured it was the best way to get him out of town.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:10 am

On a bumper sticker"If you can read this thank a teacher if this is in English thank a Veteran"

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 am

Anyone can deal with a crisis--its this day-to-day grind that wears you out.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:54 pm

Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:10 am

The only thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:09 pm

it isn't what's on the table that matters as much as what's on the chairs

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:31 pm

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will have established yourself as an expert.

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