Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:06 pm

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings......

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:44 pm

Sometimes meeting halfway gets you twice as far.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:27 am

Sex has no calories..........

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:40 am

You won't find your calling on a cell phone.

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:48 pm

TigerTownTurkey wrote:Sex has no calories..........

doesn't 15 minutes of sex burn off like...a Big Mac?

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:05 pm

"Light travels faster than sound.. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:01 am

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.....

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:09 pm

Reason is a slave to the emotions.

Philosopher David Hume,quoted in The Boston Globe

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:19 pm

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:50 am

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:21 am

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:07 am

Making a friend takes a moment.. Being a friend takes a lifetime.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:16 pm

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:54 am

We are what we pretend to be.So we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut,quoted in The Nation

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:34 am

California -156 years ago!

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?

- California became a state.

- The State had no electricity.

- The State had no money.

- Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

- There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.....

BigDintigertown775 · Post by **BigDintigertown775** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:13 am

All that from TTT the Great. So all in all Cali really hasnt changed?

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:11 pm

When you do drugs you are like a vampire on a day shift.

Robin Williams,quoted in the Edinburgh Evening News

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:25 am

Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested......

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:17 am

The world is full of willing people,some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Robert Frost,quoted in The Denver Post

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:20 am

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.