Wit & Wisdom

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:19 am

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:19 am

"The average person thinks he isnâ€™t."
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:20 am

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
- Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:20 am

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:21 am

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:49 am

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:18 pm

Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:21 pm

"Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong."
- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:24 pm

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."
- Unknown

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:24 pm

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:25 pm

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
- Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:25 pm

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:26 pm

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone (1899-1947)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:27 pm

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:27 pm

"Heavâ€™n hath no rage like love to hatred turnâ€™d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scornâ€™d."
- William Congreve (1670-1729)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:27 pm

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:28 pm

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:29 pm

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin (1879-1953)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:31 pm

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why canâ€™t it get us out?"
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:33 pm

"You can pretend to be serious; you canâ€™t pretend to be witty."
- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)