Name the Divisions

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Name the Divisions

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With some dead time between now and the bowls, and in the spirit of the stupidity of Jim Delaney, how about we have some good natured fun and come up with division names for the other conferences.
No whining and crying because somebody said something bad about your conference either!!!

PAC 10
Surfers and Hippies

Big 12
Cowboys and Indians

Big East
Who cares and Boring

ACC
Mediocre and Over rated

SEC
Dirty and Money
Defendants and Suspects
Buyers and Sellers
Pickers and Grinners
Rednecks and bootleggers


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PAC 10
Tree Huggers and Flower Power

Big 12
Cowboys and Indians (I like)....vote to pass

Big East
Wanna Be and Who Cares

ACC
Weak and Feeble

SEC
Extortion and Bribe
Defendants and Suspects ....keep
Buyers and Sellers.....keep
Outlaws and Violators
Conceal and Cover


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PAC 10
Robin and Penguin (cause no matter how hard they try they will always be second string to Batman and Joker)

Big 12
Texas and Texas @ss Kissers

Big East
MAC Plus and CUSA Plus

ACC
Disappointing and Confusing (Confusing because no one knows who is in what division)

SEC
Poor Academics and Never Will Make As Much Money as the Big Ten


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Some of these are pretty good. Will have to give some thought and maybe get involved in this conference naming also.


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PAC 10
DUDES AND BROS

BIG 12 OR 8
TEXAS'S LEAGUE AND TEXAS'S $ITCHES

BIG EAST
BASKETBALL AND NO 1 HOME

ACC
NOT HAPPENING AND SLEEPY HOLLOW

SEC
CASH MONEY AND CONVICTS,
GOOD OLE BOYS AND SOUTHERN FRIED,
CONVICTS AND EX-CONVICTS

BIG TEN
POWER AND GLORY
MICHIGAN AND OHIO STATE
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Big Ten
Bo and Woody

SEC
Misdemeanors and Felonies

ACC
Exposed and Helpless

PAC 10
Mansions and Shacks

Big East
Basketball and Soccer

Big 12
Cash Cows and Robust Raiders


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i like the bo and woody


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Big East........
Basketball and Waiting Anxiously for an Invite from the Big Ten


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NYBuckeye96 wrote:Big East........
Basketball and Waiting Anxiously for an Invite from the Big Ten

GOOD ONE 96 :lol: :lol:


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WITH MOVIE TITLES

PAC 10
GREEN ZONE & Surfs Up

BIG EAST
Critical Care & Flatliners

ACC
12 Monkeys & Eyes Wide Shut

SEC
SIN CITY & Collateral
Crimes & Misdemeanors

BIG 12
Blazing Saddles & For a Few Dollars More
Outlaws & Stagecoach


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Just looked ,,and Wow cant beleive it is the best they could come up with .


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Little Ten :


Slow and Slower

Off Tackle left and Off tackle Right.

Past Champs and Ancient Champs


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ManitouDan wrote:Little Ten :


Slow and Slower

Off Tackle left and Off tackle Right.

Past Champs and Ancient Champs
I like these "Past Champs and Ancient Champs" and I respect the fact that you acknowledge the accomplishments of the Big Ten by adding the word Champs, that is actually pretty classy and shows that you have respect for a school that has won a National Championship. I guess some schools could have "Never Been Champs or Will Never Be Champs"! Good one MD


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I got an even better idea , call the winner of the league championship "Never again Champs" thanks Hoggy


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ManitouDan wrote:I got an even better idea , call the winner of the league championship "Never again Champs" thanks Hoggy
That is a good one as well MD.....Michigan will not like it though.


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Big 10:

MAC victors & Div 1AA losers


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Tubby wrote:Big 10:

MAC victors & Div 1AA losers
That one is actually funny......good one Tubby.


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Tubby wrote:Big 10:

MAC victors & Div 1AA losers

These are good.


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Big 12:
Texas & Everybody Else

Big East:
Geography & Basketball (South Florida, soon TCU; I like the basketball one)

ACC:
Expectations & Sleepers

SEC:
The Hated & The Haters (Florida, LSU, Bama in Hated; UK, Tenn, Vandy in Haters)

Big Ten:
Woody & Joe Pa

Pac-10:
California & Neighbors


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I say name each division after the team that wins it each year. I know alot of people wouldnt want to change it every year, but it would give the winner of each division bragging rights for a year. I think it would make it alot of fun. Just use the last part like if Ohio State won there division it would be the Buckeye division for the next sesaon.


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